morning mike A bit about Mike

Good morning, and welcome. That's Mike over there on the left ... the grumpy, 'allergic to morning' son-of-a-gun you woke up when you accessed this site. He's doing the all-American breakfast ... a couple of cups of coffee and half a pack of smokes. Mike ain't particularly swift in the mornings. However, if you are here ... it means he should probably clean up and go to work.

There ... that's better.

Now that I've become human again, let's discuss why I invited you here. I offer a wide range of services, from the ultra-technical to your basic every day grunt labor.

I am recently widowed (breast cancer truly sux) and I live with my youngest daughter in the Tampa Bay area. I'm a part of the Gator Nation by default, as my eldest daughter is kicking serious butt at UF.

professional mike

Besides being a gifted techie (my old corporate background) and a phenomenal handy man, I'm also the resident expert on Yamaha acoustic guitars on eBay (see the Buying and Selling guides I authored), and an amateur musician.

As you can plainly tell, I'm not the most serious individual you'll ever run across. But I am as serious as a heart attack when it comes to my customers' needs. So, why would anyone in his/her right mind hire Mike?

Because, because, because ...

  • I am quite good at what I do.
  • I am (oft times) reasonable.
  • I offer a full range of services, from the technical to the mundane.
  • I am extremely talented.
  • I have literally years of experience.
  • I need the freakin work, and ...
  • My children, who spend it faster than I can make it, and my creditors will appreciate the income.

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